holy shit i just had the most realistic dream in my fucking life

i opend my sicarius spider’s cage and it jumped and sat on my thumb. of course im just like “so im going to be as still as a statue because otherwise im gonna die”. eventually he gets off of me but it’s apparent bit me, since my thumb and two center fingers were swollen HUGE. the panic was unreal. this is the world’s most venomous spider and i was just convinced that it had tagged me